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nice but complicated software.
« on: November 29, 2011, 10:02:02 AM »
share ko lang ang program na ito. incase ma encounter nyo ang problem na ito..

this software report documentation e galing sa isang friend ko, na encounter nya ng mag install sya ng software na ito. ;D ;D

WARNING: DON'T UPGRADE YOUR GF TO WIFE

Dear Tech Support Team,
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
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In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"

REPLY: Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0.

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and to your computer as well.
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nice but complicated software.
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Re: nice but complicated software.
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 10:13:44 AM »
hahahaha, LOL!!!
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Re: nice but complicated software.
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 10:18:23 AM »
;D ;D maforward kaya sa officemates ko hehe
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 10:55:15 AM »
Quote from: Kaizer03 on November 29, 2011, 10:18:23 AM
;D ;D maforward kaya glutnix ito hehe
tama tama!
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
ahahahahaha
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 11:23:09 AM »
ahaha ;D   Meron ba yan uninstall?



Baka di yan kayanin ng format 1.0
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 01:20:53 PM »
Quote from: goldfish on November 29, 2011, 11:23:09 AM
ahaha ;D   Meron ba yan uninstall?



Baka di yan kayanin ng format 1.0

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 02:55:20 PM »
hahaha nice one...

sana meron nitong thread before ako mag install ng Wife 1.0 ko. hehehe
never read the manual eh. install lang ng install...
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2011, 02:59:13 PM »
install na lang ng Mistress 2.0 sa ibang partition, huwag lang papahuli kay Wife 1.0 at baka burahin niya sa Boot Record at 'di na ulit mapasok si Mistress 2.0. ;D
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2011, 03:17:50 PM »
^hahaha. nice one sis...
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2011, 04:32:22 PM »
Quote from: ditchie on November 29, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
hahaha nice one...

sana meron nitong thread before ako mag install ng Wife 1.0 ko. hehehe
never read the manual eh. install lang ng install...

Puro ka kasi connect and test. Without reading the readme first, system requirements at disclaimer.  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2011, 04:35:02 PM »
hahaha
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2011, 04:35:54 PM »
oo nga sis....  install deritso,,
at isa pa wala palang expiry ang contract nun. pinirmahan ko pa naman. kahit punitin or mawala meron pa din soft copy sa NSO database.. tsk tsk..
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2011, 04:41:34 PM »
once ma upgrade na from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 e di na pwede mag install ng third party software.. ;D ;D

software patch nalang ng wife 1.0 ang pwede i install. like buy_her_gold_necklace 2.0 para maging smooth ang takbo ng operating system. ;D
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »
Meron kayang pirated wife 1.0?

Kasi alam ko meron nyan basag na wife 1.0  ;D
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2011, 04:47:05 PM »
meron siguro...

yung pirated na wife 1.0 yung walang marriage lincense key.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2011, 04:48:30 PM »
dami niyan, madalas akong makapanood niyan sa Face to Face. ;D
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« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2011, 04:51:21 PM »
^Leno x yan sis, open source kasi.
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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2011, 04:54:00 PM »
^ 'yun na nga 'yung pirated sis, iisa kasi ang Marriage License Key kaya nagkakaroon ng conflict. ;D
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2011, 05:03:28 PM »
secured ba sa virus to?  ;D
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