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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1780 on: July 04, 2012, 09:06:19 AM »
^ continuation

Juan: sir, bilhin nyo na po ung aso ko.

Buyer: matapat ba sa amo yan?

Juan: opo sir, 3 beses ko na it0ng binenta, bumabalik parin.


;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1780 on: July 04, 2012, 09:06:19 AM »

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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1781 on: July 04, 2012, 09:38:30 AM »
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« Reply #1781 on: July 04, 2012, 09:38:30 AM »

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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1782 on: July 04, 2012, 10:38:11 AM »
hahahaha kawawa naman bumibili jan sa aso mo :D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1782 on: July 04, 2012, 10:38:11 AM »

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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1783 on: July 05, 2012, 09:08:56 AM »
Quote from: JikzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzť™ on July 04, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
GRO: Pogi, gusto mo ng ligaya?

POGI: Only if you can do it the way my wife does.

GRO: Ako pa?! How does she make you happy ba?

POGI: Syempre, walang bayad..

;D ;D ;D ;D

(GRO sa kalsada)

GRO: Pogi, gusto mo ng ligaya?

POGI: Oo laki problema ko.

GRO: Basta ako mawawala lahat problema mo pogi.

POGI: Ok ka pala, ito kasing kotse ko ayaw umandar pwede pakitulak!

 :P

(based on true story hehehe)



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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1783 on: July 05, 2012, 09:08:56 AM »

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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1784 on: July 05, 2012, 09:18:11 AM »
Quote from: Hotguy on June 30, 2012, 07:06:20 PM
luvee angkorni moh.. ;D
kontrabida ka talaga :P hmmf

Quote from: <i> on July 05, 2012, 09:08:56 AM
(GRO sa kalsada)

GRO: Pogi, gusto mo ng ligaya?

POGI: Oo laki problema ko.

GRO: Basta ako mawawala lahat problema mo pogi.

POGI: Ok ka pala, ito kasing kotse ko ayaw umandar pwede pakitulak!

 :P

(based on true story hehehe)




hehehe ikaw ba yung pogi sis? :P
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« Reply #1784 on: July 05, 2012, 09:18:11 AM »

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« Reply #1785 on: July 05, 2012, 09:24:42 AM »
nyahahaha siya ung GRO ;D
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« Reply #1786 on: July 05, 2012, 09:33:12 AM »
 ;D ;D :D :D
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« Reply #1787 on: July 05, 2012, 09:34:35 AM »
^^nyahahaha!
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« Reply #1788 on: July 05, 2012, 12:30:44 PM »
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1789 on: July 05, 2012, 12:41:25 PM »

wrong timing na gro  ;D  tulak ng gro at ng manager niya   :D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1790 on: July 05, 2012, 03:02:08 PM »
based on true story... "member ng elab"



kakagising lang ng tatay ng napadaan sa pintuan ng kusina...



manay 7:  fufufufufuf  nasususka ako.

narrator:  napasuka sa lababo

tatay:      manay anu ba yan ?

manay 7:  huhuhu  tay ....

tatay :     anu ?

manay 7:  tay buntis ako...

tatay :     animal ka...  yang pagiging bakla mo.... tanggap ko pa...
               pero yang pagbubuntis mo..... di ko tanggap. wala kang matres
               kaya  tigilan muna imagination mu


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1791 on: July 05, 2012, 03:17:43 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

lagut si manay!
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« Reply #1792 on: July 05, 2012, 03:18:27 PM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1793 on: July 05, 2012, 07:31:38 PM »
kinakana ni ati si manay.  ;D
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« Reply #1794 on: July 05, 2012, 08:17:08 PM »
kanotukin si manay ;D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1795 on: July 05, 2012, 08:20:50 PM »
hahahaha ginawan ng kwento si manay!!!

CALLING MANAY!! binabanatan ka ni ultra dito ohh.. hahaha
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1796 on: July 05, 2012, 08:55:19 PM »
Quote from: ultrasonic™ on July 05, 2012, 03:02:08 PM
based on true story... "member ng elab"



kakagising lang ng tatay ng napadaan sa pintuan ng kusina...



manay 7:  fufufufufuf  nasususka ako.

narrator:  napasuka sa lababo

tatay:      manay anu ba yan ?

manay 7:  huhuhu  tay ....

tatay :     anu ?

manay 7:  tay buntis ako...

tatay :     animal ka...  yang pagiging bakla mo.... tanggap ko pa...
               pero yang pagbubuntis mo..... di ko tanggap. wala kang matres
               kaya  tigilan muna imagination mu


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pinoy Jokes!
« Reply #1797 on: July 05, 2012, 10:50:33 PM »
tahimik si manay7...

tahimik din si uncle kagz..
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« Reply #1798 on: July 05, 2012, 11:15:26 PM »
darating ang araw ibban ni tita electron ang kabaklaan ni ultra! hahaha
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« Reply #1799 on: July 06, 2012, 02:54:37 AM »
bye for now.. ;D

miss ko etong si luveedubee :P
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