STORY OF A PRETTY WOMAN
> A pretty woman was serving a life
> sentence in prison. Angry and resentful
> about her situation, she had decided
> that she would rather die than to live
> another year in prison. Over the years
> she had become good friends with one of
> the prison caretakers.
>
> His job, among others, was to bury those
> prisoners who died in a graveyard just
> outside the prison walls. When a
> prisoner died, the caretaker rang a
> bell, which was heard by everyone. The
> caretaker then got the body and put it
> in a casket.
>
> Next, he entered his office to fill out
> the death certificate before returning
> to the casket to nail the lid shut.
> Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to
> take it to the graveyard and bury it.
>
> Knowing this routine, the woman devised
> an escape plan and shared it with the
> caretaker. The next time the bell rang,
> the woman would leave her cell and sneak
> into the dark room where the coffins
> were kept.
>
> She would slip into the coffin with the
> dead body while the caretaker was
> filling out the death certificate. When
> the care- taker returned, he would nail
> the lid shut and take the coffin outside
> the prison with the woman in the coffin
> along with the dead body. He would then
> bury the coffin.
>
> The woman knew there would be enough air
> for her to breathe until later in the
> evening when the caretaker would return
> to the graveyard under the cover of
> darkness, dig up the coffin, open it,
> and set her free.
>
> The caretaker was reluctant to go along
> with this plan, but since he and the
> woman had become good friends over the
> years, he agreed to do it. The woman
> waited several weeks before some- one in
> the prison died.
>
> She was asleep in her cell when she
> heard the death bell ring. She got up,
> picked the lock of her cell, and slowly
> walked down the hallway. She was nearly
> caught a couple of times. Her heart was
> beating fast.
>
> She opened the door to the darkened room
> where the coffins were kept. Quietly in
> the dark, she found the coffin that
> contained the dead body, carefully
> climbed into the coffin and pulled the
> lid shut to wait for the caretaker to
> come and nail the lid shut.
>
> Soon she heard footsteps and the
> pounding of the hammer and nails. Even
> though she was very uncomfortable in the
> coffin with the dead body, she knew that
> with each nail she was one step closer
> to freedom.
>
> The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and
> taken outside to the graveyard. She
> could feel the coffin being lowered into
> the ground. She didn't make a sound as
> the coffin hit the bottom of the grave
> with a thud.
>
> Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto
> the top of the wooden coffin, and she
> knew that it was only a matter of time
> until she would be free at last. After
> several minutes of absolute silence, she
> began to laugh. She was free! She was
> free !!!!!!!!!!
>
> Feeling curious, she decided to light a
> match to find out the identity of the
> dead prisoner beside her. To her horror,
> she discovered that she was lying next
> to the dead caretaker.
>
> MORAL: Many people believe they have
> life all figured out..... but u should learn how to be patience..
