The Ten Commandments Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder andlightning. Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every wordyou say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3.Marriage is grand —- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, theman speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure ofone thing :Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking aboutsomething you say.After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife. Commandment 9.Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste. Commandment 10..A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished.
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